Introducing the “Pencil Bat,” the only bat in the game that’s as good for swinging as it is for sketching out your next great excuse.

Crafted with premium wood and a touch of artistry, this bad boy is the official bat of the (totally real, not at all made-up) World RocketBall Federation. Whether you’re writing your name in the RocketBall Hall of Fame or just erasing your opponent’s hopes and dreams, this bat has you covered.

Perfect for backyard warriors, office league legends, and anyone who likes their sports gear with a side of AWESOME.